The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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