I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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