Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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