Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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