You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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