My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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