these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
