Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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