I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He better not be in your backpack
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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