the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
