I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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