And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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