I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Text me some of your sweat
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