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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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