He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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