First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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