I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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