I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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