Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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