like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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