they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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