I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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