If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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