you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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