I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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