If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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