what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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