No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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