I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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