He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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