Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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