their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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