did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you never un-have a 4some
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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