He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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