She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Blood and glitter go together right?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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