There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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