She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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