Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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