She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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