operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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