So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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