Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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