i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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