I hate your face
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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