Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
These tits shall not be calmed
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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