did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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