do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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