Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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