I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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