it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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