All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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