check it out our google latitudes are spooning
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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