im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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