dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
