no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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