I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
